Thursday, July 14, 2011

What are the markers of a closeted "family values" homosexual?


Lately I've been trying to identify indicators of closet homosexuals, as so many Republicans seem to be just that.  Here's what I've come up with so far:


  • Unmarried, married late in life, or (especially) suddenly married.
  • Adopted children or stepchildren.
  • "Family values" talk, plutocratic voting record.
  • Wife is somehow not his equal (less education, from a developing nation, former employee).
  • Wife gives off a "sex negative" vibe.

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